Maids, When You're Young
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     An old man came courting me, hey do me harity
     An old man came courting me, me being young,
     An old man came courting me, he did propose to me,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     For he's got no Faloorum, Faleerum, Fallorum,
     For he's got no Fallorum, Faleerum, Falaay!
     He's got no Fallorum, he's lost his Ding-Doorum,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     When we sat down to Tea, hey do me harity
     When we sat down to Tea, me being young,
     When we sat down to Tea, he started teasing me,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     For he's got no Faloorum, Faleerum, Fallorum,
     For he's got no Fallorum, Faleerum, Falaay!
     He's got no Fallorum, he's lost his Ding-Doorum,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     When we went up to bed, hey do me harity
     When we went up to bed, me being young,
     When we went up to bed, he lay as if 'twer dead,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     For he's got no Faloorum, Faleerum, Fallorum,
     For he's got no Fallorum, Faleerum, Falaay!
     He's got no Fallorum, he's lost his Ding-Doorum,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!

     When he was fast asleep, hey do me harity
     When he was fast asleep, me being young,
     When he was fast asleep, I from his side did creep,
     Into the arms of a handsome young man!

     Now he's got Faloorum, Faleerum, Fallorum,
     Now he's got Fallorum, Faleerum, Falaay!
     Now he's got Fallorum, he's got a Ding-Doorum,
     Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man!