All Attractive NBA Playoff Roster.

Check Out Shane's stats 2004 AA 1st Team #1. Shane Battier #31   |   Small Forward   |   Memphis Grizzlies Height: 6-8       Weight: 220       Born: Sep 9, 1978 - Birmingham, Michigan       College: Duke Draft: 2001 - 1st round (6th overall) by the Memphis Grizzlies My first pick definitely has to go to Shane Battier. I mean, come on, the dude's got style, if little flare, and such a soothing voice, not like that bastard Chris Andersen. Unfortunately, Shane is still with the Grizz, who were taken down in the first round by the Suns this year. Same Team, New Coach, same results apparently. I blame it on moving to the stupid FedEx Forum!

Check Out Beno's stats 1st appearance #2. Beno Udrih #14   |   Point Guard   |   San Antonio Spurs Height: 6-3       Weight: 205       Born: Jul 5, 1982 - Celje, Slovenia       College: None Draft: 2004 - 1st round (28th overall) by the San Antonio Spurs With my second pick, I choose, you, Beno Udrih. It's kinda funny how almost every picture I found on google showcased Beno losing the ball or getting it stolen. Classic. Seriously, since Beno and I were born the same year, I think we would be perfect for each other, not like that bastard, Chris Andersen who was born in 1978. But back to business with Beno, pronounced "bean-no oo-drich". Those crazy slovanians... slovenia? is that even a real country? eh, who cares. I bet he has an awesome accent. He's so dreamy.

Check Out Antawn's stats 1st appearance #3. Antawn Jamison #4   |   Forward   |   Washington Wizards Height: 6-9       Weight: 225       Born: Jun 12, 1976 - Shreveport, Louisiana       College: North Carolina Draft: 1998 - 1st round (4th overall) by the Toronto Raptors The oldest member on the AA 1st Team, Antawn Jamison snags a cushy spot at #3. Uhm... he plays for the wizards... and uhm... he's uhm... 6'9". So yeah... okay,  i know absolutely nothing of Antawn Jamison besides the fact that he's an attractive man who plays for the Washington Wizards, unlike that bastard, Chris Andersen. But really, isn't that all anyone needs to know? Oh yeah, and he averages like 20 points a night. Good for him! Of course, I am obligated by law to despise him just a tad for going up against the Bulls in the first round. No good, razza frazzin...

Check Out Luke's stats 1st appearance #4 Luke Ridnour #8   |   Point Guard   |   Seattle SuperSonics Height: 6-2       Weight: 175       Born: Feb 13, 1981 - Coeur d'Alene, Idaho       College: Oregon Draft: 2003 - 1st round (14th overall) by the Seattle SuperSonics To quote my friend Drew Funk, "Luke Ridnour, is there a time when you AREN'T the perfect pickup?" (3/28/05). And as we can see, that answer is probably 'no.' Luke's extremely short hair gets him a spot at number 4, where he would probably be on a 5th or 6th team with his curly locks of old. Whether youre looking for a guy who can give you tons of assists - in the love department, hopefully- or to steal away the ball AND your heart, there's only one man to call... after the first three turn you down... LUKE! If I were the Zerbman, I would be very careful because I had a very similar reaction to seeing our boy Ridnour get banged up by Brad Miller that I had when Wally got a huge gash on his neck a couple of years back - 'noooo!' Luke's pretty face was all purpley. Damn, you Brad Miller! Damn you and that bastard, Chris Andersen! Who incidentally almost killed Wally last year.

Check Out Andre's stats 1st appearance #5. Andres Nocioni #5   |   Small Forward   |   Chicago Bulls Height: 6-7       Weight: 225       Born: Nov 30, 1979 - Santa Fe, Argentina       College: None Draft: None Have you ever seen anyone with as much energy? I mean, Notche is a bigger pest than Mark Madsen, and with a gold medal to boot!  This dude nearly missed the All Attractive train with his floppy hair but a nice cut and some gel, and BOOM he rounds out the top 5. Firstly the longer hair makes him look about 6 years older, when in reality, when I turn 23, he will only be 25. He makes the Bulls a better team just by being on the court. Chris Andersen can suck my nuts.

Pau Gasol 2004 AA 2nd Team For the second year in a row, much like his own team, Pau finds himself coming very close to attaining the full glory on this list, but comes up just a bit short. All he needs is a Playoff win.

Jeff Foster 2004 AA 1st Team Jeff Foster may have seen his hey Day, but his strange facial expressions ensure that he lands a home on the second team.

Jason Williams 2004 AA 2nd Team So here's a tiny confession: J-Will should have been on the 1st team and in fact he nearly made it. But then he went ahead and shaved his head, thus eliminating any chances he would have had. Still attractive, he secures that the Grizz Remain the Hottest Team in the League

Bob Sura 1st Appearance I don't really know much about Bobby Sura cept that I wasn't too fond of him last season when he tried to force that 'triple double' by bouncing the ball off the opponents' backboard. I guess he's kinda redeemed himself being on the Rock-It's since he's just so adorable

Kyle Korver 1st Appearance As a rule, I don't really go for the long hair. But KK over here has such great mysterious eyes that captivate my attention, that I don't think I mind the free flowing follicles around his face.