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You knew I had to ask it sooner or later...
So lemme ask you this: If you could turn into a new comic book character, what would you want your powers to be? Would you be a hero or villain? What would be your codename? Who would be your foes?
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The Collective Consciousness of Andy and Al |
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ashep2@yahoo.com |
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Dude, I would be a hero. I would serve truth and justice, as well as liberating the oppressed and the ignored. My superpower would be amazingly astounding too, and highly underrated. My power would be the power to shrink at will, and then expand back to my normal size when I needed to. This also works poetically, as I represent the underrepresented, those too small to be heard by others. Most people disregard shrinking, but it's really quite useful. I could survive any fall by shrinking down to a very small size, which would allow me to reach a very small terminal velocity. I could go inside of villains' bodies and rip apart vital cells, or go inside of their heart and then rapidly grow back to normal size so I'd rip them to pieces. That would be gruesome. However, I'd need a special suit that would allow me to survive and move around in smaller climes. Maybe a rocket-powered suit, with retractable flippers for swimming. I could penetrate any structure, and escape from any prison. Plus, by making myself very small, I'd be one kicking spy. I could overhear all sorts of info. My main foe would be Dick Cheney. His neighbors often complain about explosions and such coming from his property, and he spends half his time in undisclosed locations. He's one creepy dude. My other arch-nemesis would be Col. Khadafi, the infamous dicatator of Libya. He's a terrorist jerk. My codename: The Minute Man. I'll just let that one sink in. | |
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The Alpha Male |
| E-mail |
newberra |
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Answer: I see Andy is once again in the right. However, The MInute Man will need a sidekick. This sidekick will come in the form of, drumroll please, The Alpha Male! Due to difficulties in complementing such a distinct power as the ability to shrink, my powers will have absolutely nothing to do with Andy`s. That way, we will fool our nemesi by not really being such a great duo at all! Our weakness will be our strength. My power, the miraculous ability to create things our of thin air. Need a car key? Got it. Need lunch? Got it. Need a super photon cannon to obliterate evil? Got it. Andy covered the nemesis thing. | |
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YOUR SUPPREAM OVERLOARD AND MASTERBATER!!! |
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something@something.org.com.jp.argysexporn.net |
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Answer: I want wings first off, made of gray fethers, highlighted with silver. I would want to be imortal. I would want to be able to telliport with a thought, I would also like a freaking cool as demond sword, like one that craves the blood of an English man. And when I held it in my had it would creat this cool glowing red simbols. Also to be able to transerpass this plain of exstances, that would just be freaking AWSOME!!! Oh some cool tattoos that run down my right arm, but I will be currest some how with something, not sure what... ..I would just wair my roman sandles, pj pants, and my two farret surts for my costume. Also the strangth of sevral 1000 mortals would be cool, the ablity to regenerate, and the power to subdue any women I my desire, but have like the down fall of the imortals of highlander when I couldn't have kids, you know something bad with all the good. The ablity to with stand any enviorment. Basicly FREAKING AWSOME!!! I would be know as, Scott of the Block clan. Foes, what foes, I already spited all them. Oh I would be nutrual, part of me corcing evil and the other part of me very humble and good. So over all I wouldn't be bad. Well my only major foe would be my self when I lost my arm in fight with Diablo and it dosen't grow back because the demond sword has corced it to become an living evil me. We have sevral major battle though out time. But then we get drunk one night and decided to settle the final out come of this epic battle though a drinking game...who will win!!! Well a Scott for sure, but you will have to toon in next week to see this epic strugle to an end. | |
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Chris |
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Answer: Well, I used to pretend to be all sorts of super hero types when I was a kid, so I think now would be the perfect time to think about the type of villain I would be. I was inspired, of course, by Andy's wild and crazy dream of how he and Chaz tried to find out if I had stolen his laptop, as I was a suspicious character. And I think that everyone here thinks I'm a little mad due to my insane addiction to Starbucks. I think I would be a mastermind villain, with super intelligence that had been bent towards evil due to large amounts of espresso consumption in my youth. I would control a large group of super powered villains that would do my bidding, though I'm not sure what my biddings would be. I'm sure that Andy would be there to thwart my every attempt to destroy things, and spread Espresso to every creature on the planet, with his trusty sidekick Al there. Though they would always succeed, they would never be able to catch me, as I am so smart that I always have an escape plan. My codename of course would be Mr. Starbucks, but Andy and Al would call me Godless Red Heathen to anger me. Who will win in this long drawn out rivalry? Will 'good' triumph over 'evil'? I'll let you decide for yourself. | |
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Becker |
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me@sexy.bastard |
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I would definitely be a villain. My power would be the ability to use peer pressure to convince normally obedient, do-gooding children to do things that would get them in trouble with their parents. To accomplish this, I would emit radioactive-like "Coolness rays." I would also not go anywhere without my henchmen, also known as "The Clique" or "The Cool Kids." Yes, you guessed it. I would be Marla Sokoloff, aka Gia Mahann from "Full House." She would always make Stephanie do bad things. Of course my arch-nemesis would be Bob Sagat, aka Danny Tanner. No matter what, he'd always be able to convert Stephanie back to the light side. Stephanie's power would be the ability to "Pin a Rose, on your Nose." Danny would have Magneto-like control over all things Dirt. | |
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Chuthor |
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Answer: If I could be a new comic book character, I would want to be Fanboy, the worlds biggest fanboy. My powers would be to out fanboy everyother fanboy out there in the population of fanboys. My codename would be Fanboy, and my foes would be other fanboys because they would be envious of my Supreme Fanboyness. That and all involved in the comic book industry because my Delicious Fanboyhood would rip apart all plot, story, and character flaws unnoticed by regular fanboys without my magnificent Fanboy mutant powers. Yeah and also Fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboy fanboylicious fanboyness! | |
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Super Man |
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NONE OF YOUR DAMN BIZNISC!! |
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I would be a "Super Man." Now, hear me out. It may sound a little 'silly' or 'crazy' to come up with something so simple, but let me tell you this - I would be nothing simple at all. First, I'm not really a human. I come from a different planet - maybe Klepton. How did I get here you wonder? Well, my father, dying in the midst of a civil war episode on my home planet, would have sent me in a rocketship headed to Earth to avoid the conflict that I never grew up to know. His name would be Hormel or something, it's not really that important, but damn good chili nonetheless. Now, the thing about Klepton is that it has a red sun. I mean this thing was really red. So, naturally, coming to Earth, which has a yellow sun would give me super powers, hence why I would be called "Super Man." My powers would be many and great, and I will list them at this point: Super speed Super smarts Super stamina Super strength Super flight Super eye beams of laser Super breath of cold Super spandex wearing ability Super ability to trick people into thinking I'm someone else when I put on a simple pair of vanity eyeglasses Super masculinity Super invulnerability and Super long life. Now, that's a lot of stuff...I know. Plus, I don't REALLY have to sleep or eat or anything, but I would do it anyway because it's fun. But, in return for all these Super abilities, I would have two weaknesses: 1 - a Super ability to fall in love with helpless and stupid reporters who I have to save from uncountable numbers of dangerous situations, wasting my time in which I could be doing more prosuctive things, and 2 - there would be this substance...let's call it Kleptonite...that would, when in very close proximity to me (and I mean like within 100 feet or less) would temporarily drain me of my powers until I left its radius of influence. It would be an extremely extremely rare substance found only on my home planet, yet somehow lots of it would be on Earth. I don't know how, all I know is how I got here. Of course, my nemeses would be anyone who had the Kleptonite and their moms. And there would be many. and they would all know that it was my weakness, even thought they've never met me before. So I guess that's kind of a third weakness built into the second one. Man, this is sounding less and less attractive. Wel,, maybe to make up for it I could reverse time temporarily by flying around the world really really really fast, reversing the Earth's rotation. Not like that would do anything in the temporal plane, but somehow it would work. You can call it another Super power if you like. So, that could make up for all the weaknesses I have. That and I would have lots of money because I'm cool. That and a jacket that has my name on it. Yeah, now we're talking Super. Well, that's who I would be. | |
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Wherever, he goes, trouble will follow like a black Cat... |
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Hmm. I'd want powers akin to Jean Grey's. I mean think about it. She can not only control people's minds but can also manipulate the physical environment around her through her telekenesis. That would rock and I do mean a lot. I'd have all my bases covered. Like I could be all like "Hey, Chua, teach me how to drive stick! No? BAM! I just stole your knowledge" --or-- "Rogers, go %*# yourself! No?" BAM! well, you know what would happen next. Anyway, I could use my teleknesis to fly around the good ol Crawfordsville whenever the spirit moved me. I'd definitely use my powers for good, I mean there's no way I couldn't. My telepathy would alert me to all the injustices going on "Help, I'm being carjacked," "Oh no, my house is on fire," "EEK! The Wabash College Administration is filled with dicks!" Yeah, you know, I'd be there to restore justice in a world deprived of it... I AM PARIAH-X, helping those in need! Foes: Probably some losers who dare question my authority, since I'd make my superiority clear from day 1. Go ahead, try and stop me. I dare you! Man that would rock. | |
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becker |
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don't like it how i wait until the last minute every sunday to submit my qotw answer? fine, maybe i wont submit one at all. And i'm bringing chua with me. My new superpower is the ability to tick off fernando, and my arch-nemesis is fernando. And fernando is a bad arch-nemesis because "Here I am waxin it. The car that is." is the worst attempt at Bond innuendo ever. just kidding. :) | |
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